President Mumblebum talks to dead people. Can’t remember who Hamas are. And now even his own DOJ pack him off to the nursing home! KENNEDY’S head-in-hands conclusion: Biden won’t be voted out of the White House – he’ll be wheeled out

It’s enough to make French President Mitterand turn in his grave and shout ‘Sacre bleu!!’

Irrefutable evidence of Joe Biden’s disturbing mental decline is piling up faster than nude selfies in Hunter’s laptop.

The Justice Department has now dropped one of the most damning indictments of our president to date – and they haven’t hit him with a single charge.

The special counsel investigating Biden’s mishandling of classified documents found that he “intentionally retained and disclosed classified material after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen.”

But – get this hot load of malarkey – Joe will not be charged.

Why? Because his own Department of Justice concluded that a jury would find him to be “a well-intentioned, elderly man with a failing memory.”

Translation: No juror will put their poor grandfather in harm’s way, so the DOJ isn’t going to bother prosecuting.

And it gets worse.

Call the police!

This Special Board Report is elder abuse.

This document states that during interviews when he was vice president, Biden forgot the dates of his son Beau’s death and the details of the debate over his own disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Irrefutable evidence of Joe Biden's astonishing mental decline is piling up faster than nude selfies in Hunter's laptop.

Irrefutable evidence of Joe Biden’s astonishing mental decline is piling up faster than nude selfies in Hunter’s laptop.

The special counsel investigating Biden's mishandling of classified documents found that he

The special counsel investigating Biden’s mishandling of classified documents found that he “intentionally retained and disclosed classified material after his vice presidency when he was a private citizen.” (Above) Classified documents in Biden’s Delaware garage

It’s official. America’s top law enforcement agency thinks Biden’s brain has turned to mashed potatoes.

And America agrees.

A smart new NBC News poll shows Biden trails Donald Trump by 23 points on the question: Does the candidate ‘have the necessary mental and physical health to be president.’

That poll was taken before this DOJ report and before Joe’s back-to-back verbal blunders this week that prove his cognitive function is shot.

Biden checked on the French president on Sunday, claiming they spoke at the 2021 G7 summit.

Unfortunately for Biden, he conjured up the name of former French President Francois Mitterand and not the current incumbent, Emmanuel Macron.

Unfortunately for Mitterand, he died a quarter of a century before the summit even took place.

Two days later, Biden forgot the name of the murderous terrorist group responsible for the worst massacre of Jews since the Holocaust.

“There was a reaction … from … the opposition,” he muttered to reporters.

“Hamas?” suggested a helpful voice off camera.

“Yeah, I’m sorry, from Hamas,” Joe fumbled.

This document states that during interviews when he was vice president, Biden forgot the dates of his son Beau's death and the details of the debate over his own disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.

This document states that during interviews when he was vice president, Biden forgot the dates of his son Beau’s death and the details of the debate over his own disastrous withdrawal from Afghanistan.

Then the most devastating, disturbing blooper of them all dropped from his lips on Wednesday.

For some inexplicable reason, he revisited his G7 ‘I see dead people’ gimmick during a fundraiser in New York.

And this time he replaced a more recently deceased European leader, Mitterand, who had been dead for a long time.

“Helmut Kohl turned to me and said…” he scolded.

German Chancellor Helmut Kohl died in 2017!

Joe’s cerebrum is as useful as a week-old bran muffin.

Desperate Democrats clutched by their fingernails for a glimmer of hope that Ol’ Scatterbrains might make it into the 2024 campaign by phoning it in from the toilet in the Oval Office bathroom. And early in this administration-turned-recovery that may have been true.

White House staff will put President Mumblebum on ice for a few days after putting his foot in his mouth.

They threw him in a hyperbaric chamber, pumped him full of teenage athlete blood or stuck him like a piñata with vitamin B IVs and hauled him back there like a totaled Ford Pinto at a used car lot.

But this is no longer possible.

Biden checked on the French president on Sunday, claiming they spoke at the 2021 G7 summit.  Unfortunately for Biden, he conjured up the name of former French President Francois Mitterand (above) and not the current incumbent, Emmanuel Macron.

Biden checked on the French president on Sunday, claiming they spoke at the 2021 G7 summit. Unfortunately for Biden, he conjured up the name of former French President Francois Mitterand (above) and not the current incumbent, Emmanuel Macron.

Then he replaced a more recently deceased European leader, Mitterand, who was long dead.

Then he replaced a more recently deceased European leader, Mitterand, who was long dead. “Helmut Kohl (above) turned to me and said…” he ad-libs

One of the most consequential elections in human memory and a somewhat bloody global conflict teetering on World War III requires the leader of the free world to speak at the same time.

Now, instead of his oral faceplants appearing in every third speech, his normal-to-gaffe ratio has reversed.

Say what you will about his predecessor, but 45 can hold hour-long rallies peppering MAGA faithful with bad advice and then sparring with bloodthirsty reporters for 90 minutes – all before lunchtime.

Joe The Medium cannot deliver a scripted speech, let alone handle a single question, without breaking into an unsanctioned séance.

The only thing the White House can do now is lean on this and claim Biden is seeing ghosts, fire the Secretary of State and tell the American people that the Commander in Chief is relying on the advice of Abraham Lincoln, Mahatma Gandhi and Patrick Swayze.

Joe The Medium cannot deliver a scripted speech, let alone handle a single question, without breaking into an unsanctioned séance.

Joe The Medium cannot deliver a scripted speech, let alone handle a single question, without breaking into an unsanctioned séance.

Then, next time Biden gives a speech stick, a Ouija board under his liver-stained hand and people might just buy it.

If there’s a single Democrat left in America who wasn’t already panicking about their weak front-runner, they’re surely chomping Prozacs like Tic-tac’s today.

But put politics aside for a moment.

It’s scary!

Who is running at Bernie’s White House this weekend?

We have Kamala Harris cackling like a witch over a bubbling cauldron of hot word salad, a Secretary of Defense who was hospitalized for days without telling anyone, and a President who – according to his own damn DOJ – cannot be held responsible for his own actions.

Forget 2024!

Strengthen the 25th amendment people.

This election could be over before it starts.